Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Topics of no consequence

Just saw a post on Sulekha.com- the place where desis hang out n vent about life in gora land. The topic was- Some Indian Women are charlatans- do you agree?
Get real guys- (it has to have been posted by a guy with a polysyllabic name who just got dumped) ...I was sorely tempted to post my feedback on the topic du jour with a stinging line- yep dude, some women are charlatans but then baby, so are men...in fact most men are more than charlatans- most men are umbilically challenged, totally clueless, think that a couple of dabs of cologne make them attractive and that the world is dying to know what happens in the space between their ears....
So I went on the discussion- and posted the following response to the topic header of : The self righteous attitude of some Indian women is disgusting and bizarre to say the least!
Yes Mr Whoever you are- We are all that you say n more- but, here's the thing...atleast we dont have umbilical cords pulsing between our mothers and us , unlike desi men....
(a) So why do most Indian women hate men who like sex?
We dont hate men who like sex- we hate desis who think they know enough about sex and then prove to be damp squibs in bed...give us a break too.
(b) Why do some Indian women find drinking alcohol so disgusting?
The operative word here is some- besides, its better to hang out n drink with someone who doesnt spear you with his eyes when he sees you having a bloody mary or a beer.Maybe you are one of those? and maybe thats why your dates demur at the sight of booze? hmm?
(c) What about most Indian women resisting eating meat and staying a vegan? :
Uncleji- it aint vegan but vegetarian...vegan is very californian n new age. Vegetarian on the other hand is a matter of choice- a bit like choosing not to date desi men.... :)
Men aren’t all that bad! Neither are most women but then some……(this is not my line but his footer on the topic)
Hey- 6 billion people in this world- so yeah some lemons exist. Here's my advice- dont be crushed at whichever woman broke your heart- go out n meet some other girl. Life's too short to vent on the net - party kar n go read some Oprahs book of the Day- you'll be even more clueless about women....

I can bet that the guy who started the topic will now get his own brigade of bringing down women who respond to that absurd topic, peppered as it was with quotes from every scripture there is- Why do desi men only respond with religion during a debate?
Maybe I'll start a new one like that...


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